So let me tell you a little lesson, buddy. The cream always rises to the top. And I’m about to show you the white-hot cream of an eighth grade boy.
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"Given how long it’s taken me to reconcile my nature, I can’t figure I’d forego it on your account."
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- You’re not breaking up with me, are you? ‘Cause I’m pregnant and it’s quads… Ah, you’re not laughing.
- I’m laughing on the inside.
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