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Art by Heather Theurer

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So, maybe we’re the
generation of the selfie,
but we’re also the generation
that grew up in a tainted,
Photoshopped world
with every impossible beauty standard
shoved down our throat
through a tube
because eating has become
a guilty pleasure
and condemning beauty ideals
won’t go straight to our thighs.

And if, by chance,
we are able to destroy the
demons that you’ve planted
inside of us with your
constant advertisements and rules
that play behind our eyelids and
take root in our brains,
then let us take our fucking pictures
and capture that moment when
we felt beautiful because all this world
has taught us is that
our beauty is the greatest
measure of our worth.

Scoff at our phones all you like,
these delicate extensions of
our fingers, but know that
through this technology
that you couldn’t even
begin to understand,
we have smudged the entire
world with our fingerprints.
We are the generation of knowledge,
and we are learning more than
any that came before us.
So, frown at my typing fingers;
I am using them to grasp power
by the throat.

Try to invalidate us,
but we’ve heard our
parents talking about
the world’s crashing and burning
since we had sprung from the womb.
We know you’ve fucked up,
and we’re angry about it-
the kind of anger that
fuels knowledge,
that I feel in my veins every time
I read the news from my phone
before school,
that sticks in my throat like honey
in a debate;
the kind of anger that simmers,
that sharpens teeth into daggers,
that makes this generation more dangerous
than you could have ever imagined.

We are the generation of change,
and goddammit, we’re coming.

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Emily Palermo, An Open Letter to the Men Who Told Me to Stay Out of Adult Conversations (via starredsoul)

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sassingintothevoid:

Coffee porn.     (Cinemagraphs and gifs from this cool article.)

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Tagged: omfg. my heart just skipped a beat. coffee.
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Tagged: house of cards.
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Tagged: that 70s show.
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What is happening in this loft?!

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Tagged: new girl. can somebody give an apartment like this to me and my friends. thanks.
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Tagged: american horror story. ahs: coven.
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Tagged: monty pythons flying circus.
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Tagged: ripper street. long susan.
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"People are saying things and assessing Monty Python differently each year. Judging from the reaction to this show [the upcoming July stage show at the O2], we’re a sort of national institution, but we’re now no longer seen as an attacking force. But that’s always been the case. We have been a bit nasty, but in the end we come out with extrovert, joyful stuff. Our reputation just seems to have become embedded as something which the British like about being British.” — Michael Palin, GQ (British Edition, April 2014)

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Tagged: monty python. i just love them so much. and im so fucking happy im going to see them live. and im going to see it the same day as my friend. its gonna be so goddamn glorious.
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"If you have the right eye for these things, you can see that accused men are often attractive"
Franz Kafka
Tagged: quote. franz kafka.
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mazarin221b:

banditbrineshrimp:

personifyingchaos:

Dylan Moran on adulthood

[x] oh my god his delivery

…fuck.

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Tagged: dylan moran.
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Tagged: fight club.
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